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Eww… You actually turn me off

Relationships — By on June 29, 2009 9:56 am
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Turn Off

Apparently the last post was such a doozy, that jaguda.com might as well change my name to Ms. I just dont give a sh**. But then again, new post, new beginnings.

Moving on.

Have you ever liked/crushed on a guy/girl so much, you already build up this fantasies about your future relationship with him/her and all the rainbows and butterflies that come with romance, even before anything happens? Then when the person starts showing feelings towards you, you get turned-off. Not because you have commitment issues (thats another wahala), but because you discover the person in reality, is a real let down. Meaning, certain things they do or say turns you the F off.

The one that gets me the most is poor hygiene. You name it; bad breath, body odor, unkempt everything. Its terrible, how hard is it to shower at least once a day. Sometimes when I’m around such people, i just want to say, ” you know walmart sells 99c deodorant right?” or “do you realise i might pass out because your breath smells” . So what’s the deal with that musty post puberty smell? Just imagine, you fancy somebody, whether it is in a gathering or even on facebook or even through mutual friends. When you finally get to meet the person, you discover he is part human, part sewer resevior . What a big shame.

Ok, lets hear it, what is your turn-off? Bad kisser, Agressive/bossy people, or overly emotional ones, razz people, or ajebutters… etc

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  • 13 Comments

    1. blacktulip says:

      LWKMD…BODY ODOR TURNS ME THE FUCK OFF.

    2. bubble says:

      ha ha ha, true talk

    3. wunmi says:

      " part human, part sewer resevior " lololololololol…classic

    4. gbite says:

      razz girls…are not down too earth sexy..they are just plain razz, and it turns me off. I like my ladies classy. poor hygiene too.

    5. ???? says:

      i said i was going to boycott all post by this author, im sure some did too.. but i got to give this one to her..its funny alright.

    6. hot stuff says:

      Bad breath makes me wanna throw up…Just can't work around it..that fella gats to go!

    7. cute says:

      body odor n a guy being over sensitive TURNS ME OFFFF

    8. xXCherryXx says:

      When he calls me by my full name it turns me off… my name is emma and i love it wen he calls me em but wen he says emma i want him to get the f**k away from me

    9. Eliz says:

      Unclean teeth ( BAD TURN OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ) and a head area that looks unkept or not fresh !

    10. ashawo says:

      everything….body odor, bad breath, razz guys, the ones that try to form, men with he-goat looking beard, agressive/bossy guys. don't get me wrong, no one is perfect but i can say i prefer metrosexual guys.

    11. sharon says:

      odors ,armpit,mouth d**k odours…..complete turnoff

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