They say a picture is worth a thousand words abi… Well this picture is definitely worth any and everything I can say about this topic. This was on the cover of Kiss & Tell newspaper (I think) for May 22nd 2010. Needless to say, a good number of men had responses to the question. I mean… when did sucking breast become something you count… like, how many times do you work out in a week? How many glasses of alcohol do drink in a week?…How many packs of cigarette do you smoke in a week?… And our final question, How many times do you suck breast in a week? You might want to keep that number handy for the next time you go to the doctor, or fill out your health insurance paper work. Breast sucking, just might reduce some health risk one day.
One guy’s classic response was “I do it everyday. Before I sleep, I fondle it, suck it, play around with it and sleep off. It lures me to sleep. But if my wife is breast-feeding, I stop for while.” #classic. Why stop during breast feeding now?… Get some juice from that thing. Baba I dey hail you…From one breast-sucker to another, It’s allowed biko. Suck on. I might change my name to Aribaba and the 40 breast-suckers. LOL.
We can all ask ourselves (even women), How many times, do we suck breast in a week? 3? 7? 21? 49? (7 times a day would be classic). Enjoy!!!
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