How Many Times Do You Suck Your Wife’s Breast In A Week?

Aribaba May 30, 2010 22

They say a picture is worth a thousand words abi… Well this picture is definitely worth any and everything I can say about this topic. This was on the cover of Kiss & Tell newspaper (I think) for May 22nd 2010. Needless to say, a good number of men had responses to the question. I mean… when did sucking breast become something you count… like, how many times do you work out in a week? How many glasses of alcohol do drink in a week?…How many packs of cigarette do you smoke in a week?… And our final question, How many times do you suck breast in a week? You might want to keep that number handy for the next time you go to the doctor, or fill out your health insurance paper work. Breast sucking, just might reduce some health risk one day.

One guy’s classic response was “I do it everyday. Before I sleep, I fondle it, suck it, play around with it and sleep off. It lures me to sleep. But if my wife is breast-feeding, I stop for while.” #classic. Why stop during breast feeding now?… Get some juice from that thing. Baba I dey hail you…From one breast-sucker to another, It’s allowed biko. Suck on. I might change my name to Aribaba and the 40 breast-suckers. LOL.

We can all ask ourselves (even women), How many times, do we suck breast in a week? 3? 7? 21? 49? (7 times a day would be classic). Enjoy!!!

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TAGS » breast, Culture, Humor, kiss and tell, Naija

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Software Engineer, Web Developer, Promoter, Blogger, and pretty much a jack of all trades and master of 2. Writes a variety of topics, ranging from Social Issues in Nigeria, to Relationships, and even Random Rantings (both serious and humorous)... follow me on twitter @aribabaJ

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22 Comments »

pammy May 30, 2010 at 7:08 am - Reply

lol…
Judith obah a.k.a S May 30, 2010 at 7:35 am - Reply

Lol. But dat silly especially when it's done everday. Pls sm 1 tell dat guy 2 shw sm respect.
- Krammer May 30, 2010 at 5:02 pm - Reply
  
  Guess what you forgot to recognise there is the fact that whoever she may be, must definitely be ok having her …… fondled so often. Afterall, its alot better than having sex everyday.
  
  Ogami, tuale for you, carry go!!!
Someone May 30, 2010 at 11:31 am - Reply

The truth is a male child never stop breast sucking… He sucks his mother's as a baby, then girl friend and then to the wife… It just go on and on lol…
Mr sead May 30, 2010 at 8:08 pm - Reply

As long as you think you can, For the Nipples bring out more energy in you
suj_9t May 31, 2010 at 1:47 pm - Reply

You can't take a man away from breasts! even they girls like being sucked, it doesn't bother them at all. any fine chick(fine abeg) hu wants some good sucking should contact Mr. Orange on 07034960709.
- Bush Girl July 15, 2010 at 10:26 pm - Reply
  
  Who is this sex-deprived ashawo… giving out number…lol.
63danger June 1, 2010 at 2:32 am - Reply

datz absolutely crezy suck ur wife's breast, naaaaah. disgusting
- Ekwensu June 1, 2010 at 8:37 pm - Reply
  
  Disgusting ke? Na goat breast u wan suck?
young kel June 4, 2010 at 6:51 am - Reply

I suked it every weekend and my dick is been lik every day
omalichanwa June 4, 2010 at 2:40 pm - Reply

WTF?! how do you discuss things like that???? naija men… i bow for una. no progress after all these years!
omalichanwa June 4, 2010 at 2:40 pm - Reply

WTF?! how do you discuss things like that???? naija men… i bow for una. no progress after all these years!

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udeezzy June 8, 2010 at 3:48 pm - Reply

omo nofin do dat guy,all d guyz go agree wif me say booby make sense well well,but take am small small.
Hot n Spicy July 9, 2010 at 8:18 am - Reply

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow…

Jaguda..really?
Bush Girl July 15, 2010 at 10:25 pm - Reply

U men disgust me
Webgod October 6, 2010 at 3:14 pm - Reply

Craziest thing is dat ee dont get any juice outta da boobs but we stil dont stop.lol . We nibble and pible, pressbul and fondle.lol. Make sense?
sanu November 22, 2010 at 9:20 am - Reply

According to me

approximately suck boobs 45 minute because women is also want this thing and she is satisfied with suck you know that boobs is not growth with the suck in my suggestion always kiss on the nipple and boobs slowly slowly for a long time. do like this women also impressed and don't interest another person its reality
makossa February 6, 2011 at 3:33 am - Reply

All of you people are sooooo fake! Especially the ladies here! Freaking liers! U̶̲̥̅̊ like to be licked! Shut up! When U̶̲̥̅̊ marry,allow him suck U̶̲̥̅̊ and do whatever he wanna! Haba! I’m nigerian and I hate “being fake” with a serious passion! Nigerian women can be the fakest creature ever! No apologies! I’m talking from experience! Damn!
nipple sucker February 26, 2011 at 10:39 am - Reply

I love my breast being suck especially my nipple …..so sweet.
Lolly March 31, 2011 at 6:27 am - Reply

aving my gu suck my bobs is fun…. sadly it doesnt happen every tym…
joy June 13, 2011 at 5:14 am - Reply

i love my breasts been sucked and nibbled by my guy.it turns me on